The worst baby names in the world

[Captain Obvious]

Qualifications for mandatory sterilization will be in part based on what previously spawned children are named.

...in my world that is. You'd like my world, trust me.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/ar...m-munique.html

Who would call their child AIRWRECKA? The worst baby names in the world revealed... including Lucifer, I'munique and Orgasm!

• A new Reddit thread has garnered 18,000 submissions of terrible names
• I'munique, Boy Boy and Abstinence were all stand-outs
• The most popular UK baby names are currently Sophia and Muhammad

It's hard to imagine exactly what is going on in the heads of parents who would give their daughter a name like 'Airwrecker' - an alternative spelling to 'Erica' - but apparently, such a thing exists.

A new Reddit thread asking users to submit the most horrendous baby names they have ever come across has attracted more than 18,000 comments in just 24 hours, and turned up a treasure trove of bad parental judgement calls.

FEMAIL has compiled the worst examples, including the names 'Orgasm', submitted by the daughter of a midwife who has heard her fair share of horror stories, and 'Mazen', because 'it was 'mazen' (amazing) when the child was born.

There is a girl in my school named Gennah Tyles. With a G,' wrote one submitter. 'It’s like her parents wanted to name her genitals.'

'I work at a bank in North Florida and have been keeping a list of names I come across,' wrote another. 'My favourite so far is definitely I’munique. It was on her ID and everything.'

Sadly for the owner of this moniker, as another user pointed out, her every introduction would have to be: 'Hello, I'm I'munique.'

[Polecat]

Le - ya

[Captain Obvious]

Le - ya

"the dash don't be silent"?

[PolWatch]

I knew a woman who wanted to name her child Latrine until someone told her what a latrine was....really.

[hanger4]

Met a girl waaaaaaay back, when I worked some part time retail named Fonda Coxe. She paid with check, when I saw the name I looked at her and she said "I've heard em all".

[PolWatch]

I went to high school with a girl named Betty Ready....I also know a man named William Williams....some parents!

[Captain Obvious]

I went to high school with a girl named Betty Ready....I also know a man named William Williams....some parents!

I knew twins named Kenny and Holly Wood (Kennywood is Pittsbugh's big amusement park).

My mom worked with a dude named Jerry Derryberry.

[Crepitus]

Being in retail I've seen many many terrible names. We have a customer who's last name is Schartz, a customer who's last name is fine, "cain" but has twin girls named Candy and Coke. A man named Clint Wood, middle name East. Another one that comes to mind is LaSonja, pronounced lasagna, the list goes on and on.

[The Sage of Main Street]

Here's a name that Baby Mamas love: "AFDCcheck."

[Captain Obvious]

Being in retail I've seen many many terrible names. We have a customer who's last name is Schartz, a customer who's last name is fine, "cain" but has twin girls named Candy and Coke. A man named Clint Wood, middle name East. Another one that comes to mind is LaSonja, pronounced lasagna, the list goes on and on.

Ok - knew a guy named Harry Balzer once.